“Why being a girl isn’t working out for me” is a post i made a few months ago.

it’s in the form of parts of my body talking to each other while they try to murder me on my period. NBD, right? I was hallucinating, it was night time, i was feeling introspective.

But yeah, it has legit like 110,000~ notes on it, mostly by girls (some guys here and there… dunno why). It’s crossed into a few forums outside tumblr, been posted to facebook, etc, the usual.

but most people don’t realize that post really had very little to do with my period and much more to do with me and my gender issues.

“Why being a girl isn’t working out for me” isn’t saying “lol periods suck” it’s saying “i hate my vagina because i hate being a woman”

But yeah, most people take it as a period post.

That’s fine. All writing is up to interpretation. I just wanted to put it out there that you’re all reblogging a post about me being on the verge of describing myself as trans, not about me being a female capable or procreation.

Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

  • Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
  • Me: Please, god, no--
  • Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
  • Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius
  • Me: Please, guys, calm down--
  • Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
  • Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
  • Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
  • Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
  • Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
  • Me: I hate you all
  • Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
  • Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
  • Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
  • Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
  • Uterus: You mother fuckers.
  • Torso: CONTRACT!
  • Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
  • Brain: Me gusta.