February 2012
canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
Things I have learned as a fat person (warnings:...
intricate-veins:
Fat people should never admit that they need sustenance, much less like it. Admitting that you enjoy food while fat will cause the non-fat to criticize you for being unable to control yourself around food. Especially if you have a sweet tooth or like potato chips. Things like that are only acceptable if you are not fat.
Fat people are unable to have eating disorders because if...
okay i'm going to cut my hair
I find it extremely unnatractive when gay kids...
I dunno, you do you, but please don’t complain when the rest of the world hears you use the word and they think it’s an acceptable term.
just saying.
Shit i want to cut my hair sooo bad but i'm trying...
i reallyt want 100 followers by
watchmekissthesky:
my birthday. its march 18th. i dont think its impossible.
Some of my followers should follow this girl.
She’s lovely :)
blah blah blah looking at apartments makes me feel...
Okay I'm out of the bed and my nose isn't running,...
2 chill
Still in bed.
fuck being sick.
no wonder i didn’t do it for 7 years
still in bed
fucking A.
Today is my 3 year anniversary of going...
in other news, i’m too sick to leave my bed.
A Group Discussion:
Adult leading discussion: How do you guys deal with stress?
Everyone else: listen to music, talk with loved ones, meditate, go for a walk...
Me and my friends: masturbate until it hurts.
Room: *silence*
Me and my friends: lol
my nose is running like it robbed a bank.
fucking ass.
Haley and Bryan are so weird.
myoneinfivebillion:
They are reading catdog fanfiction.
And dey call me weird for liking to pop pimples.
Uh, catdog is inherently erotic.
And pimples be nasty bruhh
i totally fucked my wrist
2 tags
POUTING IS BENEATH SEVERUS SNAPE WHAT THE FUCK IS...
wheelu:
jesus fucking christ why did i laugh so hard
It's really sad that I was one of the most normal...
like I’m fucking crazy. I should be medicated.
the kids that still go there are medicated, and I’m still more normal than them.
it just makes me laugh.
i deal with my emotions by way of profanity.
bedtime now
Art class tomorrow :)
my 0g plugs came in today but the flares are...
boooooooo
now i’m going to work
Will you guys still follow me if I'm a gay boy??
I don't write sex because i believe that humans...
and plus because ew.
Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
All this vegan food is delicious and joy has...
JUST ANNOUNCED: JKR TO WRITE A NEW NOVEL! →
i’m crying. is that bad?
Day Two Vegan Mission Impossible Hunger Force...
Why did I name my vegan experiment this? I don’t know.
Irregardless (lol) I am hungry and in a fantastic mood, but this could turn sour quickly.
The goal: go to the grocery store and buy food.
Then eat some of it.
bask in the ambiance.
i'm going to bed now because my binder is digging...
reasons.