Haley, 21, Female
Vegetarian, Aspiring Ex-Pat, Straight Edge, RVA.
Beverly Leslie is my spirit animal.
Single, and seeking cats.

my favorite thing to do is make people love me and then when they say something homophobic i call them out and they’re like “why do you care?” and i can be like SURPRISE I’M CONSIDERED GAY HAHAHA YOU JUST MADE YOURSELF LOOK DUMB AS HELL TALKING SHIT ON ME TO ME

i want sims 4 like omfg

but bruh i ain’t got no $70

also how will i be able to live with none of my cc translated?

like i need my weird punk and psycho homemaker clothes okay?

The shit people drunk text me

The shit people drunk text me

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

and don’t forget the biggest day of the year!

MY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY YALL

(Source: this-tragic-affair, via myneonsign)

From this moment, no matter what we do, Titanic will founder.

(Source: sulietsexual, via keeping-a-comfortabledistance)

theroguefeminist:

cetaceanhandiwork:

reminder that since ursula is a straight-up shapeshifter, it follows that, if her accustomed form is pear-shaped and visibly aged, it’s because that’s how she likes it

win

I always thought Ursula was hot. Like 6 year old me was like “damn bitch looks good” but without the profanity so probably more like “She’s pretty in a weird way I won’t talk about for like 16 years”

theroguefeminist:

cetaceanhandiwork:

reminder that since ursula is a straight-up shapeshifter, it follows that, if her accustomed form is pear-shaped and visibly aged, it’s because that’s how she likes it

win

I always thought Ursula was hot. Like 6 year old me was like “damn bitch looks good” but without the profanity so probably more like “She’s pretty in a weird way I won’t talk about for like 16 years”

(via damn-africa-whathappened)

anonymouswisconsinite:

accidentally typing ‘ni’ instead of ‘no’

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(Source: aph-wisconsin, via ziggystardick)

i was sitting in my car, and i remembered how the lady’s family died in some movie and i started to cry and then i was like “K period tomorrow.”

life, man

a message from Anonymous


So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

king-of-aces:

kvrismvdison:

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

YOOOO 😮💀

Shit.